3 definitions by Black Ninja!

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HMU
... the shortening for hit me up...
HMU IF YOU LIKE ME!

^ What the fuck? O-o Why don't you just SEND THEM A FUCKING MESSAGE YOU DUMB ASSES!
by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011

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A word that people use who does not know how to spell tomorrow.
Yahoo Messenger:

Girl A: Are you going to school tomarrow?
Girl B: ..... you mean tomorrow?
Girl A: That's what I said, tomarrow. So, are you going?
Girl B: ... only to teach you how to spell tomorrow. Do you even have a spell check?
Girl A: I'll download it tomarrow. :D
by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011

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When you have one of those moments when you get mad, so you go monkey on it.
Phone call:

Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..

Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..
by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011

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