Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions
Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks
, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones
, hoping to earn valuable street credits
from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs
. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy
new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.