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1 definition by Biz markie sparks

A guy who travels half way around the world to see a girl he met over the internet, only to find out she's a lesbian/ chick with a dick/ whale.
" Did you hear about Jay? He went to go see this girl he met in a chatroom, turns out she's a right rug muncher " " He is such a Columbus chump ".
by Biz markie sparks February 15, 2009