10 definitions by Bippity Bopster

Top Definition
A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.
Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"
by Bippity Bopster July 10, 2008
The facial hair found between the upper lip and nose of a toothless, homeless person.
Hey sweet cheeks, wanna mushdash ride? Only 10¢!
by Bippity Bopster August 29, 2008
1. A devoted follower of a bear featured in the stories of A.A. Milne.

2. Shithead.
1. <Pooh Head> Oh man, I hear Winnie the Pooh just booked some shows in Buffalo! I gotta go on tour!

<Non-Pooh Head> Yeah, right. Whatever. You know, you are such a Pooh Head.

<Pooh Head, singing> Willy Nilly Silly Old Bear.

2. Motherfucking Pooh Head!
by Bippity Bopster March 20, 2010
(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate
Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.
by Bippity Bopster June 16, 2010
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×