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1 definition by Billy Hogan

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.
Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.
by Billy Hogan May 15, 2006