86 definitions by Billebllunt

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.
"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
Noun

1. The average, black american family.

2. A black family in a typically white family unit consisting of a Mother, Father and at least 1 child and live in a white neighborhood.

3. A wannabe white african american family who speak with caucasian mannerisms and have lost all ability to dance.

4. A last name referring to an unknown black family.

5. Similar to the TV sitcom family "The Jeffersons", but without any soul or style.
"The property values were good around here until the Niggersons moved in."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013
Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
Noun

1. A term used to describe a role which is traditionally played by a caucasian or white person, but has been recast and performed by an african or black actor, such as Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Sgt. Nick Fury.
"Another blasphemous reenblackment in the Marvel movie universe is Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
Verb

plinko(ed), plinko(ing)

1. When an item, usually dropped by mistake, takes an unusual amount of bounces or an unusually long roll.
"I watched my last casino chip plinko down the steps and through a crack in the boardwalk."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
Noun

1. A variation of a "twerp", it's a way to call someone a twerp and a buttwipe all in one short syllable. The word "twipe" is actually a contraction of the words butt + wipe and is sometimes written as 'twipe.
"Did you see the way I just cut in front of that twipe in the bathroom line?"
by billebllunt May 11, 2014
Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."
by billebllunt February 12, 2014

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