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84 definitions by Billebllunt

 
8.
Noun

1. A term used to describe two pairs of married gay men who have gone on several double dates together, have already had sex several times and are all chummy with each other. When going on these double dates, all 4 men ride together in a van. One of them is usually black and wears lots of jewelry. There is also usually an older one, the father figure type, with a cigar/cornhole fetish. There is ALWAYS a clean cut, metrosexual one and the fourth member is a wildcard.
Q: "Did you get a load of that faggoty bowling team down there, Rick?"

A: "Yeah, I saw them pull up in a van and if I didn't know any better, I'd swear they were THE GAY TEAM."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
 
9.
Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
 
10.
Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
 
11.
Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
 
12.
Noun

1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
 
13.
Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
 
14.
Noun

1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"

A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013