88 definitions by Billebllunt

Verb - macgyverwip(ed) macgyverwip(ing)

1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013

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Noun

1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.

2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."

2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
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Noun

1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.

2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."
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Noun

1. A woman with stalactite and stalagmite formations in her cavernous vagina.
"I tried to be safe about it, but her cragglepuss tore my condom to shreds."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013

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Verb

1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.

ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
Q: "Does she give good head?"

A: "Yeah, she swallows and I even got a little bubble gobble action."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013

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Noun

1. A female ventriloquist who can throw her voice from her vagina.
Q: "Did you see that vagiloquist behind the podium?"

A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."
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Verb

1. The act of rubbing ones self to ejaculation within the rolls of their partners back fat. Similar to a reverse titty fuck.
"I brought some fat broad home from the bar last night. I couldn't find her vagina, so we started backjacking instead."
by billebllunt December 08, 2013

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