1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
"Seeing all these perfectly round mannequin buttocks really brings out the mannequink in me."
Verb - macgyverwip(ed) macgyverwip(ing)
1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.
"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."
1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
1. Having sex with a woman whose vagina looks, smells and makes noises like Chewbacca.
2. Two or more wookiees mating in their natural habitat on their home planet of Kashyyyk.
"I told her to get a bikini wax because I wasn't into wookie nookie."
1. A woman with stalactite and stalagmite formations in her cavernous vagina.
"I tried to be safe about it, but her cragglepuss tore my condom to shreds."
1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.
ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.
Q: "Does she give good head?"
A: "Yeah, she swallows and I even got a little bubble gobble action."