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1 definition by Bill Carradine

 
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Dummer was the guy who invented silent velcro. He gave people a modern and hassle free way to put on their clothes. He truly was all things to all men.
Wow, I feel like Bond when I put on my shoes !
Thank you Dummer!
by Bill Carradine November 24, 2006