2) The state of one's neck being rubbed against all day because one refuses to admit the jersey one is wearing is too damn small.
He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me