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30 definitions by Bill Abnovsky

 
1.
The opposite of an attractive female.
" I hate to say this but you're ugly.....Sarah Jessica Parker ugly, sorry "
by Bill Abnovsky August 21, 2006
 
2.
A reference to one of the following:

1. An individual who is extremely careful with money
2. An individual who is easy to have sex with
3. An individual who uses the same tactic/tactics to win
4. An object that is worth very little
1. " That guy's cheap "
2. " She's real cheap " or " He's real cheap "
3. " You're cheap! " " Man, that's cheap "
4. " Those jeans are cheap! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
 
3.
Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.
" Meh, he's average "

" At least I have a 6 inch penis "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
 
4.
Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:

1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002

A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.

Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:

Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.

The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.

Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.
" Go Wings Go! "

" The Detroit Red Wings are going to kill Colorado "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
 
5.
A double vaginal penetration of a woman.

Two men having vaginal sex with one women at the same time.
" One time my girlfriend took on both me and my brother "

" That girl needs to dicks in her vagina to please her "

" She could use a double vaginal penetration "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
 
6.
Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:

The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way

Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:

Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )

There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "

" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "

" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
 
7.
An individual who is against gay rights.
" He's Anti Gay "

" That country is Anti Gay "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006