30 definitions by Bill Abnovsky

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.
" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 23, 2006
The 2nd smallest nation in Europe, after the Vatican.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.

Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.

If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.

The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.

Liechtenstein is worth $825 million

Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.

Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.

Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
" Ever heard of Liechtenstein? "

" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "

" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "

" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Short form for Double Vaginal Penetration and Double Anal Penetration.

This act has been deemed impossible to accomplish with four men and one woman. It can hypothetically be achieved by using sex toys such as a dildo. Hypothetically it can be achieved with 3 men and one sex toy.
" Hey do you want to come over tonight to try and pull off a DVDA with my girl? "

" That girl's so loose she could take a DVDA "

" Want to try a DVDA with me and my friends? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Currently the record for the longest human penis
" He's got a 14 inch dick! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Usually when four of the same gender have sexual intercourse at the same time with one of the opposite gender.

A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
" I had a fivesome the other night "

" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "

" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
The fourth installment of Rocky.

In this film, Apollo is killed by an incredibly strong Russian named Ivan Drago.

Rocky must avenge his friend so he goes to Russia, and on Christmas Day, gets hit a thousand times and knocked down 10+ times, still, somehow manages to beat the Russian in the 15th and final round.

At the end of the fight, the Soviet crowd cheers on Rocky...that part probably ruins any idea of realism in the story.

Nonetheless, Rocky IV is a cold war masterpiece, and for Rocky fans, the training montages and the final fight are the best in the series.
" Rocky IV is MUCH better than Rocky V "
by Bill Abnovsky August 23, 2006
A one year old infant with a high I.Q. and unfathomable intelligence for a child. His plans include killing his mother, Lois, and world domination.

He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.

" My name is Stewart Gilligan Griffin! "

" Stewie Griffin, did you unhook mommy's bra? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

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