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Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.
Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?
-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.
By golly Frodo! You don't think...
-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!
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