1. Douchebag times 10.
2. A plastic bag filled with the gas and poop of an organism called Homo Sapiens.
1. A guy that goes to Applebees, and pays for his girlfriend's dinner with a giftcard, then considers it a romantic night out.
2. Dude you gotta check out the shartbag I lit up and just left on my neighbors porch. This is gonna be the best joke ever!
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