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14 definitions by BigBlackBlick

 
8.
A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.
David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.

Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.

David: With pleasure Doc.

Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010
 
9.
The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.
by BigBlackBlick September 13, 2010
 
10.
What your wife, girlfriend or fiance turns into during a visit from aunt flow. Very similar to a monster, but the transformation is periodic (pun intended).
John: "Hey Joe, once a month I feel like I'm married to Bela Lugosi."

Joe: "Right there with you bro. Once a month my Ruby turns into the Wolfman, Dracula and Fankenstein all rolled in one terrible menster."
by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010
 
11.
When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.
Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.

Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.
by BigBlackBlick March 24, 2010
 
12.
What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010
 
13.
The real meaning of the acronym G.Q. is Generally Queer. Many people believe that it means Gentlemen's Quarterly, but it doesn't. As most men photographed for the magazine are queers and the only readers gulliable, vapid and vain enough to believe the nonsense printed with in it's covers are queers then it follows that G.Q. means "generally queer". Many queers without the testicular fortitude to go into a porn shop and buy real gay porn, rub one out to the fake and fancy fags that adorn it's pages.

Can be used to describe any person, groups of persons or places as "generally queer".
Joe: Hey Frank, we should check out that new club called the "White Swallow".
Frank: Fuck no, that place is G.Q....a total stool pusher's paradise.

Bill: Hey Tom, Let's join the Glee Club.
Tom: Fuck no that group is G.Q. Bunch of Nancy boys.
by BigBlackBlick July 16, 2010
 
14.
An acronym for the derogatory term, saucey orifice, used instead of "significant other" to designate a woman that's kept around for physical pleasure. Can be used cladestinely in front of said S.O. when speaking to a friend who is "in the know". Said S.O. is lulled into a false sense of security thinking that they are your "significant other". (Only heterosexual use allowed as any other orifice is only saucey after the fact.)
Bob: Albert, just who is this engaing creature?

Albert: Oh, this is my S.O., Fillmein. Fillmein this is Albert. (Wink....wink)
by BigBlackBlick February 03, 2010