3 definitions by Big-OH

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To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
by Big-OH January 23, 2009

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Grefting is derived from the word Gref, generally used to describe the action of Gash-Hunting, or being out on the pull. Is occasionally used to describe the act of stealing/shoplifting, and hiding the objects stolen inside ones Gref, or Vagina.
1. The Boys were going out Grefting, hopes were high as Robert and the BabeRider had a foolproof plan.

2. Whilst shopping in ASDA, Ollie and friends noticed a crowd of gypsy women 'Grefting' their weekly neccessities.
by Big-OH January 24, 2009

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A term coined by the gentlemen of Beckfoot School as an alternate to Minge, Clunge and Gash, when discussing the Vagina in conversation.
Robert: I am gagging for some Gref.

Susan has a banging Gref.
by Big-OH January 23, 2009

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