1 definition by Big jakesy and little jakesy

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The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter
"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus"
"I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"
by Big jakesy and little jakesy September 19, 2005

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