50 definitions by Big Steve

grind

Eat; chew; masticate (from the grinding motion of the molars)

I gotta go grind -- let's get some chow

by Big Steve September 5, 2003

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.

She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.

by Big Steve April 3, 2008

wide glide

A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.

She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.

by Big Steve September 5, 2003

beastfuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone repugnant, usually in such a way as to avoid looking at them.

Tony: "Would you fuck her?"
Steve: "Hell no. She's a beast."
Tony: "Well, then beastfuck her."
Steve: ". . ."

by Big Steve July 1, 2004

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve April 28, 2006

Pound Sand

Walk away (from the fact that each step requires one to press down the sand beneith one's feet; from Hawaiin slang)

Go pound sand.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003