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1 definition by Big Stalin

 
1.
My sweet prince. Her most distinguishing feature: Bodacious titties, but beneath the fabrics, she has the hugest cock in all the land, and is secretly admired for her bukkake and blumpkins.

See also 'blumpkin", and "bukkake".
Mike: "Oh man this Audina bitch had me fiendin for another greasy blumpkin! GODDAMN!"

John: "This bitch had my balls so blue you would think I choked out a smurf with my testes."
by Big Stalin November 01, 2010