Having all of the properties
of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut
Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores
make-out bandits everywhere.
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.
guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity
guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star
she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub
, donkey punch
, Cleveland steamer
and I finished with an angry pirate