24 definitions by Big Nation

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.
Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.
by Big Nation April 4, 2003
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A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers
You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.
Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?
by Big Nation March 29, 2003
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When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France
Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France
by Big Nation April 3, 2003
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WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.
something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.
by Big Nation May 12, 2003
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