when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.
something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.
someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.
Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?
When you take a shit on the hood of someones car
Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide
When someone drops a deuce on the beach
WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?
What you blast all over your girls ass, chest, face and stomach right after you retract.
The $ shot in every porn movie
A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
MAN: a dude who has hair poppin out his collar.
Woman: A broad who has glitter all over heer titties
Yo willy! Kev's got a disco chest
Damn girl, all that glitter all over your tits. I'm a call you disco chest