11 definitions by Big Jim

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1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'
Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?
by Big Jim December 20, 2003

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Noun
Similar in meaning to Gay Lord.
A lord of all that is bum.
A homosexual man.
You son of a bum lord
by Big Jim December 20, 2003

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Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs
I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.
by Big Jim December 20, 2003

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One who browses trousers.
A homosexual man.
Often a lord of the gay will be a trouser browser.
Sir, I believe you to be a trouser browser
by Big Jim December 20, 2003

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Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo
Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning
by Big Jim December 20, 2003

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1. the time right before you fart when you're lifting weights, particularily the bench press.
It's Koo Time bitch!
by Big Jim October 11, 2004

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a device for jangling often attached to a monkey
My monkey's jangle-berries are broken
by Big Jim December 19, 2003

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