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5 definitions by Big Jerms

 
1.
1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.
"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"
by Big Jerms July 28, 2005
 
2.
1. to punch in the balls while performing oral sex.
"when Coreys mom was sucking him off, she was giving him a bapple."
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005
 
3.
1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.
"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005
 
4.
1. similar to the shocker, although, while sucking a guy off, inserting your fist into his anus, and wiggling your fingers around for hightened pleasure.
"Last night Coreys mom gave me an awesome forsythe, she got a huge load on her face"
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005
 
5.
1. a person that is worthless to the world, and should be gotten rid of.

2. a roller coaster in Arkansas.
"Man, that Corey Shultz is a real cockblast."

"Hey, lets go ride the Cockblast."
by Big Jerms July 27, 2005