4 definitions by Big Dizzle

Three Eyed Turtle

Ingredients: One cutting knife, One cucumber, One red Dixie cup, One Gallapagose Turtle, and One willing woman. Begin by placing the cucumber in the woman's butt and cut the cucumber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cucumber slices on the turtle. Proceed to have sex with the woman. When the point of climax is reached, pull out and "jizz" into the Dixie cup. For the finale, throw the semen on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. Truly an all time fantasy fulfiller...

Gregory performed the Three Eyed Turtle on me last night and it was jizztastic! I hope I have bruises for the next year!

by Big Dizzle December 17, 2004

BIG NESSA

1.male with extremely large testicles
2.a savage ass

by Big Dizzle March 29, 2003

GBRB

When you say you will be right back, but then it takes you over an hour.

Hey guys I'll be right back...

*2 hours later*

Whoa, I'm still on here?

by Big Dizzle April 15, 2005

Preverones

A smelly pair of feet.

The muff needs to keep his shoes outside the bedroom door because he has some preverones

by Big Dizzle July 21, 2022