11 definitions by Big Mac

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.
I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.
by Big Mac March 08, 2005
Getting hand while getting head.
"He got halo from that girl"
by Big Mac January 04, 2005
A person who partakes of Nob in a fashion deemed unsuitably gobblesome. Originating from the greek 'Gobblealot Nobulus', a recently extict toad native to the marshes of the British Fens.
You fucking Gobble Nob, why don't you go and Gobble a Nob, you fuck.
by Big Mac January 20, 2005
Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested
Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.
by Big Mac January 20, 2005

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