2 definitions by Bezzy

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Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!

This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!
Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!

Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...

As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!

Laughter.
by Bezzy March 31, 2013

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This occurs when you are the last person to make a positive comment on someone's social media page. Everyone is so infatuated with this person and there are lots of positive comments! But then - it's like your comment is viewed as uninvited ("who is this?"), unenlightened ("didn't we just say that?") or as patronizing ("oh, of course you'd say that"). After your comment, all activity on the original comment stops cold! You are the last person to leave a flattering comment, hence your text is the endfatuation!

Everyone is so infatuated with someone on a social media site but when you add your comment, further activity comes to a halt!
You agree with earlier post(ers) that this person really rocks at her job in making the public aware of big companies contaminating ground water with their waste run-off. You chime in with an "attaboy!" comment, which becomes the endfatuating post - the last complimentary post.

Or you just add your complimentary comment about someone's looks today to the other comments already there, "hey, looking pretty good today!" and the rest clam up, leaving you feeling like the red-headed stepchild ("Who asked you?"). Your comment is the endfatuation of comments.
by Bezzy April 29, 2013

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