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1.
An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.
1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.
by Best nephew ever! April 07, 2011