A high-powered lawyer, who, although expensive to hire ($120 per hour) is well worth the money, since he will use any means to deliver a summons, including late nights doing "research" on the internet. Although professional, McNads still knows how to have fun, occasionally posting messages about his favourite pop idols.
Hey, I thought you said you were abducted by aliens?
No, that wasn't me, that must have been a Phantom Poster. Waaaaaaah, I'm calling McNads!
A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads
The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.
Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!