1. A descendant of one of the tribes
who lived in America before
the Europeans arrived. It considered politically incorrect to call Native Americans "Indians," partly because when Christopher Columbus forgot his ADD medication and somehow thought America
was India, he was wrong; and partly because it is considered offensive to real Indians to call Native Americans "Indians."
2. An Irishman who sailed to Japan, lived on soybeans
until his thyroid was ruined, sailed back to Ireland, got kicked out for having
voice, sailed back to Japan, got kicked out for having horrible
math skills, then noticed
the giant continents of North and South America
and decided to live on them
and have children
with Eskimos and/or Mexicans.
3. A highly ghetto group of people living on reservations. They know every button
combination in street fighter, every
playing stat of their favorite basketball heroes, and a bunch
of life's rules, such
as "bros before
1. Christopher Columbus once sailed
west from Portugal, hoping to find
India and all its beautiful women. Instead, he found a bunch of Native American kids
a basketball court, playing
gameboys and drinking soda. "I'm going to pretend this never happened," he told himself, and sailed
back to Portugal to tell
his Portuguese friends that
he had been
2. WHITE KID: That
Native American storyteller
sounds like he has a hole in his throat.
OTHER WHITE KID: That
's because he's Asian. Duh.
WHITE KID: Oh. Wait, so why is that
one other Native American kid at the same level
in math as me?
OTHER WHITE KID: Because he's Irish. Duh.