1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.
2. Dick Cheney
3. Fucking twat
Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"
Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."
1. a skeleton in the closet.
2. a male prostitute.
1. She was unready to confront her secret pony: the son she gave birth to as a teenager.
2. In Las Vegas, I'm gonna find a secret pony.
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