2 definitions by BerniceMcTrick

Top Definition
1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat
Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."
by BerniceMcTrick October 26, 2007
1. a skeleton in the closet.

2. a male prostitute.
1. She was unready to confront her secret pony: the son she gave birth to as a teenager.

2. In Las Vegas, I'm gonna find a secret pony.
by BerniceMcTrick October 26, 2007

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