1 definition by Benjamin Shannon
Blind faith in Senator and presidental candidate Barack Obama and the unstopable belief that he and his government by taking control of the private sector and civil rights and money and companies will automatically make America a better place.
Obamaniacs often think America is a terrible place with tons of problems and the rest of the world is better, and has not heard Barack Obama speak without a teleprompter, and that America is losing the War in Iraq even though in May 2008 there were the lowest numbers of violence.
Obamania spreads like herpes and Myspace. The only known cure is to elect Barack Obama a see that all he is is a Socialist George Bush. Obamaniacs won't deal with critisism of Barack Obama, calling critics racists who want to stand in the way of change.
Obamaniacs often think America is a terrible place with tons of problems and the rest of the world is better, and has not heard Barack Obama speak without a teleprompter, and that America is losing the War in Iraq even though in May 2008 there were the lowest numbers of violence.
Obamania spreads like herpes and Myspace. The only known cure is to elect Barack Obama a see that all he is is a Socialist George Bush. Obamaniacs won't deal with critisism of Barack Obama, calling critics racists who want to stand in the way of change.
(over phone possilbly texting because people have grown to hate personal contact)
Steve: Hi, Gina?
Gina: Yeah, Steve?
Steve: I just got back from the doctor, I...I have Obamania, You might want to get your self checked out.
Gina: Oh, god I have felt like America is a terrible place recently.
Steve: Gina?
Gina: and I read the directions on a pop-tart box and thought they were beautiful words!
Steve: Gina?
Gina: And I start to collect spare change and I can't stop
Steve: Gina?!?
Gina: Oh, God this is terrible! GET OUT OF MY HEAD BARACK OBAMA (gunshot)
Steve: Gina? you still there? Well you might want to get you dog checked to. I'll talk to you later, I have to go buy a light bulb to stop Global Warming
Steve: Hi, Gina?
Gina: Yeah, Steve?
Steve: I just got back from the doctor, I...I have Obamania, You might want to get your self checked out.
Gina: Oh, god I have felt like America is a terrible place recently.
Steve: Gina?
Gina: and I read the directions on a pop-tart box and thought they were beautiful words!
Steve: Gina?
Gina: And I start to collect spare change and I can't stop
Steve: Gina?!?
Gina: Oh, God this is terrible! GET OUT OF MY HEAD BARACK OBAMA (gunshot)
Steve: Gina? you still there? Well you might want to get you dog checked to. I'll talk to you later, I have to go buy a light bulb to stop Global Warming
by Benjamin Shannon June 10, 2008