30 definitions by BenNCM

Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!

Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.

by BenNCM January 7, 2011

TIS

Acronym for 'This is Shit" - usually to pass judgement on something which has been deemed inferior.

Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd

TIS

by BenNCM July 3, 2011

Transmortal

Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.

- a transcendent mortal

You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.

by BenNCM December 21, 2010

Like Fatigue

The lack of impetus or drive to click 'like' or show online approval for something you agree with.

I'm really happy that the detox programme Claire's been reminding us every day about is going well for her. But it's Day 11 now and I think I'm suffering from like fatigue. I just can't bring myself to click like anymore.

by BenNCM August 24, 2015

OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

by BenNCM May 16, 2010

Feedom

Freedom at a price

If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.

by BenNCM December 20, 2011

Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.

Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels

by BenNCM February 1, 2011