13 definitions by Ben McLaky
| 1. | 16-0 | ||
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To have a tremendous run of great skill and/or luck, before messing up later on. Nick: Jamie Lynn Spears had everything going for her man.
Josh: Yeah, she went 16-0 |
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| 2. | christmas dingle | ||
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A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person. Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile |
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| 3. | Brendan Fraiser | ||
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Shaving ones eyebrows, then whipping ones dick out for an hour, while in a grocery store. Little Boy: Look at that man. His dingle is showing!
Mom: He's just doing a Brendan Fraiser |
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| 4. | Grandma's Hat | ||
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Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head. Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat) Granny: Is that a dick on my head? Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it. Granny: What? Ben: Okay, touch it. |
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| 5. | Boner Whistle | ||
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A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area. Ben: Do you hear that?
Laky: Sounds like a Boner Whistle in the distance. Josh: I'M BLIND! |
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| 6. | The Randy Quaid Suprise | ||
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A very welcome punch to the cunt. Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.) Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise. |
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| 7. | Golden Microphone | ||
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Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it. Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist. Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick! Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone. |
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