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3 definitions by Ben Dover Franken

 
1.
Retro Definition: Rubber, slip-on sandals (a.k.a. 'flip-flops' or 'jap-flaps'), usually worn for water activities. This definition has been provided as a Public Service Announcement.
As a kid, I remember when my whole family would put on our thongs and head down to the beach. We'd usually take off our thongs before going in the water.
by Ben Dover Franken September 11, 2009
 
2.
A street known in each of three large cities as the historical, cultural, and commercial center of the city. In the Chicago neighborhood of Uptown, Broadway is home to the Aragon Ballroom, Riviera Theater, Uptown Theatre, and Green Mill Jazz Club. In San Francisco, Broadway Street celebrates the city’s culture through adult oriented venues such as the Condor Club, the hungry i Club, the Showgirls theater, and the City Lights Bookstore. As I grew up near San Francisco, I always figured that’s why it’s called “Broad”way. So, when traveling with my fiancée in New York, and she asked me if I wanted to catch a show on Broadway Avenue, well… let’s just say the resulting misunderstanding led to a substantial fight.
Tourist 1: Hey, do you want to pick up a show on Broadway?
Tourist 2: I don't know. In this city, would it be "The King and I" or "The King and Di"?
by Ben Dover Franken October 03, 2009
 
3.
A sexist (and generally racist) term used for males solving an argument by comparing the size or length of specific body parts.
Gal: President Obama is really calling out the Senators about health insurance reform.
Guy: Yeah, he's not afraid to get wee-wee'd up.
by Ben Dover Franken August 22, 2009