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6 definitions by Ben C L

 
1.
1) The greatest day of all time! An affront to all other lesser days ie: Christmas, Easter, Lent etc, A fist in the face of Commercial gift culture.
A Celebration of the Spatula!

2) A celebration invented in Perth, Western Australia, in 1993, by B.Lombardo, A.Raspa, P.Parkinson, R Cechner, B.Nelson and others as an excuse to have a party.
Highly influenced by the movie "Vidiot from UHF"

Is celebrated on the 3rd day of September every year or on the closest weekend after the date.

The only enforced rule is that spatulas (also falsely refereed to as egg-flips) are given as gifts and all who wish to attend must possess at least one spatula at all times during the event.

Other rituals enacted at Spatula Day parties are:
There should be a fire of some kind, preferably a large bonfire, hotter than the sun
Spatula shaped cakes should be present for all to eat
If you leave before 3am you are a piker
There should be a Spatula Olympics of somekind, incorporating a Spatula beauty pageant.
"Wooooooo!! Spatula Day" yells Kimberly.
The other employees look at her strangely.
by Ben C L May 31, 2005
 
2.
See also Creif : The crease or fold between the male Penis/Scrotum base, or the female vaginal mound, and the thigh or upper leg.
"Gerald rubbed Helens creif, he was way off target"
by Ben C L July 13, 2005
 
3.
The crease or fold between the male Penis/Scrotum base, or the female vaginal mound, and the thigh or upper leg
"Gerald rubbed Helens creif, he was way off target"

CREIF - The Final Taboo!
by Ben C L July 13, 2005
 
4.
The Crease between your Penis/Balls and thigh or , if female, your vaginal mound and thigh
Alvin rubbed lucinda's creif, he was way off the mark...
by Ben C L July 16, 2005
 
5.
A Fulip is an orange, this is the true name of the fruit known as the Orange.
The name was invented to solve the problem of the one name/word having two meanings.
"Lemons are Yellow, Fulips are Orange, how can one be a fruit and a colour"

Loosely related with Spatula Day mythology
"I Would like my walls painted the coulour of this orange" says Dorita
"Thats a Fulip" says Gerald "You want your walls painted orange"

"Lemons are Yellow, Fulips are Orange, how can one be a fruit and a colour!"
by Ben C L June 01, 2005
 
6.
A slang word of Australian origin referencing a type of person similar to a bogan
Used usually when refering to an ignorant person, or dickhead sometimes messily dressed or inebriated.

Its origin is bases on the bogan name-choice mythology wich states they are all called Kevin, Sharon/Shazza, Peter, Macca, Pig-pen,Sharleen/Sharlz, Clarky or somesuch.

The Kevin is smiliar to both the bogan and redneck but is not constricted by social class/status or subculture.
"What a Kevin!" says Hortens
"Yeah..." says Louanne "...Kevins ruin it for everybody!"
by Ben C L May 31, 2005