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1 definition by BellaLover

 
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The best Harry Potter character. In fact, she is the best character of anything. Any book, movie, story.

Anyway, so lovely Bella is a phsyco killer, who is way cool. She loves to torture innocent and usually defenssless people. She is way too devoted to the fabulous Lord Voldemort, who is the second best character of anything ever. But it is still way cool that she is blindly devoted to him.

It would be hot if Bella and Voldy had sex, but only in a bizzare fanfic, so it's not gonna happen. Bella has her locked up husband Rodolphus to sleep with.

Bellatrix's sister, at least the one she kinda likes, is Narcissa Malfoy, who is Lucius's wife. And Bella killed her cousin Sirius Black. He was cool too, but better him than Bella, who is 1000000000000000000000000000000x cooler. Than anyone.

Bellatrix was sent to Azkaban for life, but got out after 14 years cause Voldy broke her out. So she was sent there because she tortured the Longbottoms into insanity, with the best spell ever, Crucio.

And that is why the Harry Potter movies suck ass. Because in the fourth book, Bellatrix is indroduced as one of the people to torture the Longbottoms, but in the goddamn movies, she is not mentioned AT ALL, and fucking BARTY CROUCH JR GETS ALL OF THE CREDIT, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BOOKS HE IS ALL "oh daddy don't send me away I didn't do iiiiiiiit.!"

To put it briefly (to late though, I guess,) Bellatrix is cooler than all of you. The End.

PS I would have put all of the important stuff in too, but tpam got to it first, so props to you. =)
"That chick is a phsyco, just like Bellatrix Lestrange!"

"Your shoes are way amazing, kinda like Bellatrix Lestrange."
by BellaLover June 06, 2006