when two girls with pierced tongues are blowing a guy, while one bobs up and down the other takes her piercing out and right when he's about to cum, she shoves the piercing into the mushroom of his dick.
"dude what happened? why are you in the hospital?"
"these two girls and i were doing shrooms last night."
when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
When a girl with a strap on is doing a guy in the ass, the guy who is taking it is receiving a blow job and has a midget on his shoulders fucking the guy in the mouth who is receiving it from the girl with a strap on.
"I got really drunk and stoned the other night with my friends and the next thing i knew we were doing the yellow brick road."