6 definitions by Belinda the Goat

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A hypocrite democrat who pretends she loves working people, colored guys, and street people, but who has 109 million dollars and lives as far away as possible from working people, colored guys, and street people. They deceive millions of idiots who don't know that nobody ever helped anybody from the back seat of a limousine
Hillary Clinton is a limousine liberal. She pretends she likes beer with a booze chaser when she really likes Zinfandel. She pretends to love rural people, but thinks they are hicks, rubes, and rednecks. She is rich. She rides in a limousine to show how much better she is then you are. She feels entitled to ride in the back of a limousine because she is rich.
Barack O'Bama is a limousine liberal. He pretends he stands for the working class, then accuses them of clinging to religion and guns. He is rich and rides in a limousine to show how much better he is than you are. He feels entitled to ride in the back seat of a limousine because he is a rich colored guy.
Other famous limousine liberals are Senaturd Kennedy, John Kerry, Senaturd Charles Schumer, and Michael Moore -- Hypocritical rich bastards all!
by Belinda the Goat July 10, 2008
To get out of control with anger, rage, or frustration.
To go berserk.
This is a British expression that was in use before World War II. Probably from spare meaning "excess."
We all thought that Wendy would go spare when she found out that Maurice had spent their rent money buying video games. We were not disappointed.
Malcolm went spare when the liberals passed a law that would lay him off for three months to protect the local prairie dogs.
by Belinda the Goat July 10, 2008
Words and phrases liberals use to trick and bilk people.
The language of the politically correct wimp.
Liberal Words and the words of sissies, pansies, fags, poofters, dykes, and democrats.
Liberals say "taking the law into your own hands" instead of "self defense." This makes it easier to convince people to hate guns, knives, and self defense. Try to defend yourself against punks and a liberal says you're taking the law into your own hands.
Liberals say "homeless" instead of "bum." This makes the problem of bums solvable by raising YOUR taxes to build homes for the homeless. Presto! No more homeless!
Liberals say "issue" instead of "problem." This makes it easier for liberal men to be effeminate and not sound macho.
Liberals say "gay" instead of arse-licking, butt-kissing, rectum-reaming faggot. This makes it easier for them to talk about poofters and faggots without discussing the activity that MAKES them poofters and faggots.
Liberals say "gender" instead of "sex." This is to pander to the butt-eating faggots and rug-munching diesel dykes.
by Belinda the Goat July 10, 2008
An action that is worthy of shame and disapprobation.
An action not done by decent people.
It is shameful for a man to drive a car with an automatic transmission. That's just plain effeminate!
It is shameful for a man to babble on the cell phone while he drives. That's even more effeminate!
It is shameful for a man to be a liberal. A real man takes care of himself and doesn't walk around with his hand out begging for a government handout!
It is shameful for a poofter to wear a sequined jock strap and pretty angel wings and prance in a parade. That's acting like a pansy!
It is shameful for a man to worry and fret about honest people owning guns. That's acting like a wuss!
It is shameful for a woman to go out with a guy who treats her like dirt. That's acting like a slave!
It is shameful for a woman not to take care of her own children. Even a horse or a monkey takes care of her own children!
It is shameful to worry and blather about your fears. We're all in the same boat, people. Suck it up, shut your mouth, and deal with it.
by Belinda the Goat July 10, 2008
A effeminate, self-centered man who devotes far too much time to his appearance. A sissy.
Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.
by Belinda the Goat July 10, 2008
A metaphorical environment created by sissy pants liberals to get votes from colored guys, mexicans, bull dykes, and corn-holing faggots. According to the metaphor, white people are very skillful and can play on a tilted, pot-holed, rocky playing field. However, colored guys, mexicans, bull dykes, and corn-holing faggots need a bulldozer to come in and make the field perfectly level. This metaphorical bulldozer is the government, run by liberal pansies, with the aim of engineering our society so that shucking and jiving, whining, bulldykery, and prancing are considered normal, acceptable behavior.
Pansy ass democrats say that corn-holing faggots need a level playing field so they can prance, lisp, flutter, and wear lipstick and still get jobs in corporate boardrooms. Wimpy sis democrats say that colored guys need a level playing field so they can shuck, jive, say "sheeeee-IT," and holler "MO FO!" and still get accepted into Harvard. Effeminate democrats say that the poor, unfortunate bull dykes of America need a level playing field so they can get accepted as contestants in the Miss America pageant.
by Belinda the Goat July 10, 2008

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