Here we marry deer and buy condiments at drive-thrus just because we can. When driving in bergen county you must be fully aware of your surroundings: watch out for the slut in truck and sane car-dancers. Bergen county is the single most amazing place in the world; after the City of course. Oh and don't ever use our drive-thrus, we'll just parallel park into the line and cut you off anyway.
Honey did that man just parallel park into the drive-thru line?
I believe he did....we must be in bergen county.