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8 definitions by Beerlovinguy

 
1.
A considerable amount of things of the same kind.
I've got a bunch of speeding tickets.
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
 
2.
A prolific source of troubles.

see also: Pandora's Box
Joe really opened a can of worms when he snitched on Leon.
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
 
3.
Used to indicate a person is a complete moron. Formed from the combination of tard, the shortend slang version of retard + police.
Damn, someone should call the tard police on that guy!
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
 
4.
A considerable amount of things of the same kind, more than what would normally be considered as "a bunch."
I've got a bunch of speeding tickets, but George has a bunch-and-a-half.
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
 
5.
Used as a suffix to modify a root word to signify one extreme or another of the word.
Dad, I can't wear these pants, they are highwater dotcom!

Damn, look at that dude... He is ugly dotcom!
by Beerlovinguy February 09, 2005
 
6.
As a transative verb
: to cause damage to

As a noun
: loss or harm resulting from injury to person, property, or reputation

Formed from the combination of chisel + funk
Be careful with that hammer or you're gonna chiselfunk your window.

Thanks to the rain, my plans are all chiselfunked.

Man, this shiznit is all chiselfunked.
by BeerLovinGuy February 12, 2004
 
7.
Slang term for Rectal Prolapse, a condition which occurs when the rectum (the final section of the large intestine) turns itself inside out and protrudes outside the anal opening. Symptoms include fecal soiling and incontinence, and anal bleeding.
Joe crapped so hard he's sporting buttmeat.
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004