Before a long voyage asea, it was foretold that sailors have the practice of packing a mason jar or other handy vessel chock full of earthworms for those lonely nights at sea.
Private Smith, I am so horny
, I'd give my left nut
for a piece of strange
No worries Private Johnson, you can borrow my Sailor's Delight
. I've only used it a few times today.
from a cougar
. The growler is usually rough and pleasing. It's generally a safe bet the catnip
will be back to please the cougar
for a second tryst.
Fuck Yeah! Cougar gave me a growler and then let me put it in her ass.
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