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12 definitions by Beeb E. King

 
1.
The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.
Wooooo, that was my best Ron Paulgasm yet!
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
 
2.
A beebism that translates to "two times in the butt".
It is generally used as an expression of appreciation for an attractive woman, or as an indicator of how do-able she appears to you.
It refers to the number of times you would be willing to engage in anal intercourse with said woman.

It may occasionally be used, usually with a smilie, to denote the exact opposite, signifying that there is, in fact, no way you would be willing to take a drive up the old dirt road with a particulary unattractive woman.
This expression is only known to be used by the inhabitants of the beeb (WERA BBS).

The multiplier 2 may sometimes be increased to reflect a particularly porkable female (3XITB, 4XITB, etc.) Records indicate that no female has ever exceeded the rating of 7XITB.
No multiplier lesser than 2 should be employed when used to signify a delicious piece of eye-candy.
I'd hit it 2xITB.

She is most definitely a 2xITB for me too.

2xITB for sure.
by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011
 
3.
The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
 
4.
A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.
Here I am!
rock you like a Herman Cain!
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
 
5.
A moratorium on morons, as in deciding to no longer hang around with really stupid people.
I'd like to go to Hooters with you but I'm on a morontorium.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
 
6.
A word or acronym used regularly on the WERA bbs.
2xIDB is the most popular beebism.

His favorite beebism is EAD (eat a dick).
by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011
 
7.
The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam ThankYou Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011