BMF for short. The faceless blue MSN figure that annoys the shit out of anyone and everyone by either:
a. Turning the whole chatbox bright orange if you're using Windows, or:
b. Zipping around like a total shit-eater if you're using Mac, effectively blowing your cover of pretending to do your homework while chatting if your parents happen to pass by.
Mom: Son, what are you doing?
Sam: The English essay. I've written five hundred wor-
Sam: ... Damn you, Bloody MSN Fucker.
A word that means the same thing as 'dumbass' but is used by people that don't want to be caught saying the real word in public/school.
Usually used to mention silently to a friend when someone who is not very bright makes a stupid mistake.
Idiot: "Uh, miss... why can't I see my feet?"
Joe and Fred: "D'mah..."
Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.
Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"
Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."
Time: "Yeah, good idea!"
When something increases in girth, especially a penis.
"Yesterday I worked out, and my muscles chodified!"
"If you masturbate using this specific technique, mark my words, your cock will chodify!"
smell that hangs around in the bathroom after someone's taken a dump
, even if they've flushed and deo'd
the place. This could last for one hour.
Mom: "Whoo, this place smells bad! The toilet ghost must still be haunting this loo!"
Shaun: "Yesterday I took such a big dump that the toilet ghost didn't want to leave until the next morning."
When you cum
so much and so fast, that the pressure rips the bark off trees, and it feels SOOO GOOD! There have been recorded sightings of superjaculations which were aflame
"My girlfriend is so hot, when I fuck her, a superjaculation is guaranteed."
"Hey, you bastard! Look what ur superjaculation did to my bed!"
When a big shit is stuck to one of the sides of a 'bowl', and is slowly sliding down, giving the impression of a brown slug slowly slithering its way downwards.
"Yesterday I ate so much pizza, there was a slug in the toilet."
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Bad dog! How many times have I told you not to unleash your slug in the back yard!?!?"