1 definition by Beardsman
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A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals. 1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?" Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final." Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!" Buddy: "What are you doing?" Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!" Buddy: "What?!" Frank: "...." Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?" Frank: "With what?" Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?" Frank: "I got them right here." |
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