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It's hot, and humid, and gross, and people pee in the water, There is always a fat guy with a really bad sunburn, and chances are that you'll step on a crab, and the lifeguards are only there to make the beach look prettier, and your left leg is still missing from a shark from the last time you went, and its an all around not-a-fun-time place, but hey- it's the beach!
The entire eastern and western shorelines of north america, verious places along south america and africa. And those in Europe too. Anywhere there is sand, water, and sun qualifies as a beach.
by Beach-go-er July 23, 2009

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