A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.
Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
A man you go to school with in highschool. He has his hands in his pants and we call him the Chazzard Hazzard.
Hey chaz! Masturbating again?
Hey you. Whats your name? CHAZ: Names charles...but you can call me chaz.
A person who is obsessed with porn.