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554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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Your anus.

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003
286 152
There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.

The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.

The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
427 292
Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.
Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
301 178
First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003
196 77
Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.
"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003
178 63