554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).
"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 04, 2003

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A fat, balding north-american ape
'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

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One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).
Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

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Your anus.

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003

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Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

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Sorta like "yes ma'am" only spoken very fast.
<Mother> Shave your balls, that tea-bagging session we had last night nearly clogged my throat with hair like a shower drain.
<Daniel> Yessum.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 13, 2003

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Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.
Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

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