554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.
Mmm... Win2000.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003
Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).
Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003
A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.
<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003
An easy substitute for 'girls will be arrogant whores.'
- In the case of early-teens anyway.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003
Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.
"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003
A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions at UrbanDictionary.com. Victims of Urban Addictionary are known as Urban Addicts.
I have the Urban Addictionary and won't lose it any time soon.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003
Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

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