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554 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).
"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 04, 2003
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The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.
I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003
333 176
A fat, balding north-american ape
'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
173 15
One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).
Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003
298 143
Name of butler in any rich person's house.
If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 06, 2003
233 80
Sorta like "yes ma'am" only spoken very fast.
<Mother> Shave your balls, that tea-bagging session we had last night nearly clogged my throat with hair like a shower drain.
<Daniel> Yessum.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 13, 2003
273 132
"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.
I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003
247 110